To those who say Fox News is biased, slanted, and/or reports things taken out of context . I submit the following 'true' statements.
1] Fox news is fair and balanced.
2] The check is in the mail.
3] Don't worry, baby, I wouldn't take advantage of you if you drink too much.
4] Officer, that's not my weed, I don't know how that baggie got under my carseat////in my coat pocket ////in my glovebox!
5] I don't need to ask directions, I know exactly where we are /// where we are going.
6] Oh, just throw that away, I won't need the assembly instructions.
7] I don't have any idea where that dent in the car came from.
8] You don't need to read the contract, just sign here, don't worry, I took care of everything.
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